Chapter 11 – The Loner Three Principles
TL: Agni
TLC: Cryarc, Kriz
「…………」
「…………」
I–it’s awkward….. (Andou & Asakura)
「Andou-kun, are you not going to drink the juice?」
「Eh, aa! Itadakimasu!」
「H–how is it?」
「Eh……?」
「The juice. Is it delicious?」
「Yeah, it is delicious」
「……Is that so」
Thank god. It looks like it suits Andou-kun’s taste! (Asakura)
Uwaaa~ I can’t even taste the juice because of all this tension. (Andou)
「B–by the way Andou-kun. At the bookstore……that, about what I said there」
「Yes!」
He–here it comessss! As expected, Asakura-san brought me along to her house to have a talk about that. (Andou)
「That was……that wasn’t what I mean!」
「Yes! It’s okay! I understand! I totally understand! That was a slip of tongue and by no means referred to Asakura-san true feeling!」
「You’re wrong! Eh……huh?」
「Nn? Eh, he……?」
H–huh? Why am I denying Andou-kun words! By denying, it looks like I actually fall for him, isn’t it! (Asakura)
Th–that’s a lie right? Maybe Asakura-san really serious about me……but, no! It can’t be?! (Andou)
「A, Andou-kun!」
「Ye, yes!」
「It was……wlong」
「Wl, wlong?」
「I bit my tongue…..it was wrong」
「W–wrong?」
「Yes, it’s 『wrong』……get it?」
「Umm……is that about the word you said just now? Or about at the bookstore—-」
「Wha–whatever it is, it is 『wrong』! Geez, please understand this much! Both what I’ve said just now and also the one at the bookstore, it’s all 『wrong』!」
Right! For me to fell in love with Andou-kun is 『wrong』! Such thing is impossible! (Asakura)
I.DON’T. KNOOOOW! Like, seriously, what’s going on?!
Wait, at time like this I need to recall the Loner Three Principles to compose myself.
『Never turn around when you’re called』
If you turn around and being mistaken for another person, you’ll feel ashamed. There is no one who will greet a loner.
『Don’t ever fully open your heart when talking with the opposite sex』
A loner can’t fall in love. You’ll be given a cold shoulder if you’re confessing, so just don’t have any hope from the start.
『If someone talk to you, never misunderstand their goodwill』
That person is talking to me only because I have some use. There is no way somebody talk to me without any reason.
So, once again, if I think about Asakura-san matter based on those three points…..I see, the truth has come to light!
I must be not hearing it right what Asakura-san told me at the bookstore!
To say it accurately, this cheap loner brain of mine that love girls must have conveniently interpreted Asakura-san’s words on its own accord. That’s why Asakura-san repeatedly said 『wrong』 to me. That’s right, that’s right……That 『wrong』 is because what she said was different with my interpretation. But, what was Asakura-san truly said back then?
Hmm, think about it again, Asakura-san was indeed talked to me. But, surely that wasn’t something like a feeling of love but because there is some 『benefits』 she could gain by talking to me. The 『benefits』 she wants to gain and the similarities between me and Asakura-san……is 『light novels』?
I see! In other words, Asakura-san come talk to me to that extent because she want to have a chat about 『light novels』 with me! Then that time, Asakura-san was saying this words,
『I really like Andou-kun』
Nope!
『I really like (light novels, as much as) Andou-kun!』
That must be it! Surely my loner brain unconsciously missed out the words inside the parenthesis. That’s dangerous…… I almost have misunderstanding that Asakura-san truly like me! However, though unconsciously, I was having a great misunderstanding towards Asakura-san’s words until I came here, am I already falling in love with Asakura-san without even being aware of it? Well, it is reasonable…… after all, Asakura-san is the most beautiful girl in school. The recent ‘it’?? Perhaps Asakura-san is the “disappointing beauty” type? Even if I thought that, the fact is the disappointing one was my own mind. (Andou)
「—Andou-kun? Andou-kun!」
「……Uwaa! Asakura-san!」
「Don’t ‘uwa’ me! …… What’s the matter? You suddenly fell into silence」
I knew it, he didn’t like the apple juice? (Asakura)
Asakura-san seems to worry about me, she looks at me with upturned eyes……d–dangerous! When I was aware again that I fell in love with Asakura-san, suddenly she looked absurdly cute! (Andou)
「N–nothing! Leaving that aside, I understand! Asakura-san’s words at the bookstore, that is…… when you said like, it’s not about me but for something else, isn’t it?」
「That’s right!」
Eh, no way! How come Andou-kun noticed that was a verbal slip-up? (Asakura)
Thank god! As expected, I didn’t hear it righttttt! (Andou)
「U–um……the words at that time and also before, they were all wrong」
「Uh huh……」
「B–but…… I like 『light novels』!」
「Nn!」
I–I said iiiiit! (Asakura)
Aa, as expected, it comes to that! I’m relieved…… Leaving that aside, I just realized that this is Asakura-san’s room. To think that the first girl’s room I get into was the room of the most beautiful girl in school…… are those light novels? (Andou)
「How should I put it, it’s the first time I come into a girl room but…… there is a bookshelf eh」
「Hyaa! N–no! Don’t look so intently at it!」
C–Come to think of it, I led him into my room on impulse. I–I’m so embarrassed! (Asakura)
I think a girl’s room will have cute stuffed toy and it’ll smell good but in Asakura-san’s room, there is only a bookshelf, moreover the bookshelf is full of light novels……there is no other scent than books which makes me feel like I’m in my room. (Andou)
「But, it was interesting to see that the light novels inside the bookshelf only has isekai cheat genre」
「Kyaaaa! I, I’m embarrassed! Don’t look inside the bookshelf like that!」
「Eh, embarrassed!?」
「If I’m not embarrassed then I won’t hide the fact that I like light novel up until now!」
Crap……the bashful Asakura-san is very cute. (Andou)
Geez! An–Andou-kun is the only one that knows this shameful side of mine…… Hah! I–is this the so called ‘secret shared only between two people’!? (Asakura)
「I’m home~~」
「「Eh」」
Someone……is returning to Asakura-san house? (Andou)
Oh no! Is it perhaps! (Asakura)
「Is there anybody inside~ ?」
「A–Asakura-san, is that maybe……」
「This is terrible……my mama has returned」
「Mama!? What’s terrible!?」
That footstep! It’s getting closer! (Andou)
Crap! Mama is getting closer! (Asakura)
「Ara, nee, who might this friend be that you have ov~~er??」
「「Ah」」
「Ara, ara ara ara……」
Th–this person is…… Asakura-san’s mother? (Andou)
「Nee, who is that chi~ld?」
「My–my friend…….Andou-kun」
「Ara, ara ara ara ara ara……ufufu」
「Mooooou! What is it mama! If you have anything to say, just say it!」
「Ara ara ara ara ara ara ara……」
「Go–good afternoon! I–I’m Andou!」
「Ara ara how polite……hello, I’m this child’s mother. Ufufu」
Asakura-san’s mother is very young! It was not strange to say she is her sister instead! O, oi……Her 『chest』! (Andou)
「Ara ara ara……」 *dodo–n*
Super huge! Her oppai is super huge! What the heck!? E!? F!? Ev–Even so! Compared to that…… (Andou)
「……hey, what is it Andou-kun?」 *te–n*
Very normal…… Maybe it’s a B. (Andou)
「—! Ge–get ouuuuuuuuuut!!」
「Ara ara……fufu」
Oppai… the ultimate weapon that fell mankind (lol)…
Thanks for the chapter.
This needs to be a 4koma, pronto
Well, I agree fully with that statement. This novel isn’t as good as it could be since it’s truly not fit to be in a novel format. It’s almost even a bit confusing and irritating, the chapters are too short and there’s too many reactions rather than proper dialogue. This is more lika someone took the text from a 4koma and put it into a novel with some extra text.
I bet this would be at least 10-100 times better if we could have it as a 4-koma where we can see all the reactions etc. Right now I don’t think I will be able to finish it since I just don’t find it to be amusing. The mother in this chapter was one of the most amusing things thus far in this novel, but even that could just make me smile :/ Maybe this type of story just isn’t my type of thing, at least not when it’s not in 4-koma format instead, haha.
*ara ara intensifies*
Thanks for the chapter
『Never turn around when you’re called』
If you turn around and being mistaken for another person, you’ll feel ashamed. There is no one who will greet a loner.
『Don’t ever fully open your heart when talking with the opposite sex』
A loner can’t fall in love. You’ll be given a cold shoulder if confess, so just don’t have any hope from the start.
『If someone talk to you, never misunderstand their goodwill』
That person is talking to me only because I have some use. There is no way somebody talk to me without any reason.
~somehow i can feel comrade like feeling with andou
Get a life lol.
Same. He lives by the same rules as me too!
These two are made for each other. Just f$ck already!!!
funny as always.
thank you for the translation
Sooo similar in their mind-sets… birds of a feather…
And the mother….fufufufu
this baka couple… but I love it~ XD Ganbatte Andou-kun and Asakura-san~ o(=>w<=)O
Thanks for the chapter ~!!!
Thanks for the chapter.
I think the captch is faulty.
In what world is six – one not 5?
“He–here it comessss! As expected, Asakura-san brought me along to her house to have a talk about that.” these thoughts are red and should be blue.
I hope you can fix that!
Ohhh, thanks for spotting! Will fix it up right away.
Wups… Thanks for fixed it for me…. *poke Cryarc
This is weird, it somehow manages to be really annoying and really adorable at the same time. I’m not sure if I like it or dislike it :/
It’s possible I may be reading too much into her attitude, but I feel like Asakura’s mom knows that this is significant. The “ara ara, fufu my pace” mom types tend to tease their children, but I’m willing to bet that she knows Asakura is a tsundere. So the fact that there’s a boy not only in their house, but in her daughter’s room, is fairly significant (even if Asakura won’t admit it). Of course, she’s still going to tease the hell out of her. XD Also, Andou… NEVER COMPARE THE DAUGHTER TO THE MOTHER. EVER.
P. S. Anyone else notice that Asakura was STILL worried whether the juice suited Andou’s tastes? Haha, so cute~
Thank you for the chapter!!!?
Yay at least they can have a chat about light novel normally now…?
Thanks for the chapter
Ty for the chapter ^^
Started only today but this novel is really good!!!
Urgh… my chest tighten and it hurt whenever i read the chapters of this novel.
Is it because I sympatize with our hero or is it because I feel irritated because of of our heroine… umu. ?
Ara ara ma ma character arrived!!
Is it just me?
Or is Andou a student of the Hikigaya Style?
Thanks for the chap 🙂
I was expecting ?? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
But nope! I’m done.
*mumbles* Fkn diabetus inducin… fkn dumb novel *mumbles*
But seriously though, this has got to be a cliche piled on top of a cliche on top of a cliche. That *ara ara* mom and obligatory breast stare followed misunderstandings by the self loathing pansy who happens to be the love interest of a tsundere school idol who’s as ditzy as the male lead, it made me cringe so much that I need to take a hypertension tab just to stay conscious.
How painful for all but the mother. Lol
Thanks for the chapter
10/10 reasoning.
He’ll be a great detective someday.